Ofelia Grand: Swedish coffee, cake and small town romances

Hello, everyone! Thank you, Ally, for letting me drop by today. I’m in the middle of moving all my books to JMS Books, so I’m re-publishing a bunch of them, and May is turning out to be the month of small-town romances.

I have three releases this month, actually, that’s a lie, I have five, but Dazzle Me, which was published on May 1st, isn’t a small-town romance, and The Empty Egg, which will be published on the 19th, is included in Aiden and Tristan that’ll be published on the 22nd, so it doesn’t really count LOL.

Let’s just say I have three releases, for the sake of simplicity, and they’re all stand-alone, but they take place in the same town.

When I was sixteen, I figured I’d had enough of living at home with my parents, so I moved. I seldom do things halfway, so I moved 1100 kilometres up north. The place I moved to was a tiny little village with about 3500 inhabitants. I lived there for four years and loved it despite the cold, the dark, and the snow.

One thing you need to know about Sweden is that fika is sacred. You might not know what fika is, and that’s okay. It’s not that easy to explain (this guy does a pretty good job of it), but it’s basically a coffee break together with someone where you’re eating something sweet. We do this every day.

Where I lived, there was a cafe called Simon’s. It wasn’t a very cosy cafe, nothing special at all, but it was the only place you could go to buy a coffee and a cinnamon bun, so it was where we went – where everyone went.

On Saturday and Sunday mornings, it was packed. Everyone went there to catch up on the week’s gossip. It was part of life.

When I wrote the Up North stories, I made the local cafe the social hub of the area. I think, in the UK you have your pubs, we don’t have that, not in the same way you do. We have fika.

A place without a coffee place has no soul.

Small Town Romances by Ofelia Grand. Pet Delivery, Aiden and Tristan, Once in May.

Pet Delivery :: Aiden and Tristan :: Once in May

Scroll on down for excerpts!

Excerpt from Pet Delivery:

The first thing he noticed as he neared the door to the café was several people inside. He glanced at his watch: twenty past eight. What the hell was everyone doing here? He hadn’t expected the café to get many customers in a day, but as he opened the door, he was greeted by no less than seven pairs of eyes.

“Erm…good morning.” He pulled self-consciously at his sweater, hoping it didn’t draw too much attention to his wobbly middle.

“Good morning.” A red-haired woman smiled at him before grabbing a coffee pot and topping off the cups of two grey-haired women sitting at the corner table with knitting needles in their hands. Both of them smiled and nodded at him. A man completely dressed in green with a full beard and dark eyes was chatting to a man with honey-coloured hair and a model’s good looks. In the farthest corner, a fine-limbed, blond man did his best to avoid Gabriel’s gaze, and by the counter, a red-haired little boy was picking at a plate of scrambled eggs.

Gabriel breathed in deep and neared the counter.

The offerings were sparse. Gabriel couldn’t see any of the pastries he’d fantasised about.

“What can I get you, love?” The red-haired woman walked past him and stepped in behind the counter.

Gabriel looked around, wondering who she was calling love, but she only kept looking at him. “Oh…erm…I’d like a caramel latte and a cinnamon roll, please.”

The green-clad man stopped talking and glared at him. Gabriel’s cheeks heated, and he started stuttering, “O-or a s-salad and a glass of water, please.” He wanted to run out of there, preferably before he was served a salad.

Contemporary M/M Romance: 30,911 words

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Excerpt from Aiden and Tristan:

Tristan’s squinted at him but didn’t say anything. Instead, he turned back to the red-haired woman. “Could we have some breakfast, Jen?”

She gave Aiden a curious glance, and without thinking, he stood up a little straighter.

“Coming right up.” She gave him a quick smile.

Aiden glanced around for a menu. Didn’tplaces like this usually have laminated home-printed sheets on every table? He could almost see the coffee rings decorating misspelled words and Tippexed old prices, but he still would have liked to look at it before he ordered.

Tristan set off for the table from where he’d fetched the cardigan, indicating to Aiden to follow him over. The other customers began talking again as soon as Tristan sat down. Aiden reluctantly took the chair opposite. Weren’t theygoing to order?

Aiden’s stomach growled at the thought of food, but he wasn’t sure he could digest any greasy bacon or sausages or whatever else they served at a place like this.

“Why didn’t you make the call?” Tristan peered at him from under a creased brow.

“I’d rather wait until the ladies have left, to get a little privacy.”

Tristan did his annoying one-eyebrow thing, a smile almost forming on his lips, but then he turned his attention to the TV.

“Coffee?”

Aiden startled as—Jen?—put down a cup in front of him. He scrunched his nose. Ordinary coffee, probably low budget. “A large latte, please.” He pushed away the cup before she could pour any of the rat poison slushing around in the pot in her hand.

Contemporary M/M Romance: 46,142 words

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Excerpt from Once in May:

Zachary crossed the parking lot outside Jen’s café—no cars there yet—and headed for the door. The bell chimed as he stepped inside onto the black-and-white-chequered floor.

Jen looked up from behind the counter and blinked in surprise. “Zachary! It’ll take some getting used to seeing you coming in through the door.” She smiled. Any hostility he might have sensed before was gone, and rightness blossomed in his chest. This was home. Even if he didn’t have a place to stay yet, this was his home.

“Will there be time to get used to it?”

“I hope so, I think so. I’m tired of moving, Jen.”

“Mum?” A red-haired little boy came walking in from the kitchen.

“And who’s this?” Zachary knew who it was, of course, but he hadn’t actually met Luke. Another pang of guilt hit. Shit, he hadn’t even been home to see the kid.

“This is Luke.” Jen looked at Luke with a motherly warmth that Zachary could not recall his own mother ever possessing.

“Hi, little man. What are you doing?”

“Puzzles.” Luke held up the tablet he was carrying, showing off a puzzle of a kitten that was half done.

“Oh, you’re good at puzzles?”

Luke nodded and went to sit at one of the tables.

“He’s screen-obsessed.” Jen huffed. “I gave him several jigsaws for his birthday, he doesn’t touch them. But he can spend hours playing puzzles on the tablet.”

“Kids, eh?” Zachary grinned, remembering what Jen had looked like when she was a little girl. She was a few years younger than him, and he remembered her red pigtails bouncing when she skipped rope outside this very café. It didn’t seem too long ago, and yet it was.

“Were we ever that young?” Her eyes held a touch of sadness as she looked over at Luke.

“We were.”

With a smile, she turned back to him. “What can I get you? Breakfast?”

“Nah, just a coffee.”

Jen poured him a cup and handed it over.

“The blond kid who was in here yesterday…” Zachary raised an eyebrow as he looked at Jen.

“Kid?” She laughed.

“Looked pretty young to me.” He shrugged, hoping for some information, any information.

Contemporary M/M Romance: 47,776 words

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About Ofelia:

Ofelia Gränd is Swedish, which often shines through in her stories. She likes to write about everyday people ending up in not-so-everyday situations, and hopefully also getting out of them. She writes romance, contemporary, paranormal, Sci-Fi and whatever else catches her fancy.

Her books are written for readers who want to take a break from their everyday life for an hour or two.

When Ofelia manages to tear herself from the screen and sneak away from her husband and children, she likes to take walks in the woods…if she’s lucky she finds her way back home again.

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Am Reading

This week we’ve got a contemporary romance set on the US Carolina cost, a paranormal historical urban fantasy with talking familiars and a space opera romance with fantastic normative gender expression.

The First Step (Coastal Carolina #1) by Shira Anthony
Cover, The First Step by Shira Anthony

This is a slow burn romance set against a background of the sea. One of the MCs is a pilot–a boat pilot–a skilled, dangerous job whether the sea is calm or rough. He’s part of a team who jump from little boats to the big vessels he brings safely into harbour from the open sea. The second MC is a disgraced reporter on a forced sabbatical from his sexy New York news position. He’s supposed to be writing an article about the seafood industry, but he becomes fascinated with the river pilots and their job. Justin, the pilot, isn’t out at work and their relationship grows against the background of each of the men’s past and insecurities.

I don’t usually get grabbed by stories where the romance is the main driver, but this had me from the start with its description of coastal life and the push and pull between the two MC’s personalities. The coastal setting is a personality in its own right, creating danger and tension that defines their relationship. I really enjoyed it.

Winter’s Orbit by Everina Maxwell
Cover, Winter's Orbit, Everina Maxwell

This began as an original work posted on AO3, which is where I first came across it. I loved it then. However, now, it’s even better. A beautifully crafted high-tech universe, normalised queerness, a diplomatic marriage to cement a difficult political situation, two people who think they are doing the best for each other but aren’t communicating very well, a murder to solve with the murderers still after them, and spaceships. What’s not to like? There’s also an ‘ooops, only one tent and it’s freezing’ incident, for which we should all give thanks. It’s a story about a relationship entwined with a complex political/diplomatic high-stakes plot and it is so, so good.

I particularly liked the gender expression, which IIRC is a new addition from when I read the AO3 version.

Honestly, this is brilliant. You should read it.

Marked by Death (Necromancer #1) by Kaje Harper
Cover, Marked by death, Kaje Harper

This ticks all my boxes…historical, paranormal, queer. It’s the first in a new series and it sets the scene for a complicated, magic-is-normal-but-whoah-dangerous universe. One of the MCs is a necromancer–clue in the title there–and the other is a childhood friend who is pretty much having a magic-induced breakdown and goes to him for help. Shenanigans ensue. Their relationship develops against a background of threatening dark things, a threatening magical council and a not quite 1950s USA where the gay is still illegal. There was a distinct whiff of Renaissance Italy in the politics of the magical council that I really loved.

Oh, and there are familiars. Talking familiars.

That’s it for this week!

Some different audiobook options

It will quickly become clear that this is a blatant promo post about my new audiobook set-up, but I’m combining it with some info about the different listening platforms out there too, as I know a growing number of listeners are looking to move away from Audible. I hope it’s useful from that point of view.

Audiobooks from Authors Direct

I’ve recently moved the three books I have with Callum away from Audible and they should now be available via local library services as well as other places like Chirp and Kobo. I get as much money from borrows from your local library as I do from Audible credit sales, so knock yourselves out with that and don’t think you’re ever doing any author down by legitimate borrowing rather than buying!

Because of /technical reasons I don’t understand/ I don’t seem to be able to ALSO distribute them via Audible at the moment, but I’m hoping that when I have a free weekend and a bottle of gin handy I can plough through what I need to do to make that happen, as a matter of fairness to people who may have bought the first ones with Audible credits but perhaps haven’t yet got to the rest in the series. For the same reason, I think I will put The Hunted and the Hind up with Audible as well as everywhere else when it comes out in the summer.

The Flowers of Time audiobook cover

HOWEVER, having said that, Audible set their own, quite high, prices for all the audiobooks they sell to people who don’t subscribe in some way. On the non-Audible platforms I have been able to set the price of Lost in Time and Shadows on the Border to $9.99 and the stand-alone, Inheritance of Shadows, to $5.50. A lot of places like Kobo and Google Play will add sales and reductions of their own to those prices and on Authors Direct I am able to directly control pricing without negotiating with anyone else, so I have made the prices $7.99 and $4.40, respectively. The Flowers of Time is still available from Audible and I won’t be moving that away from the platform.

These are some of the different audio platforms out there:

Alternative audiobook platforms are all gradually growing. It’s definitely worth checking the different platforms for your favourite authors.

Hoopla
Apple
Nook
Google Play
Scribd
Kobo
Chirp

Plus: Binge Books

And then we have Authors Direct:
Authors Direct Logo

Authors Direct is part of Findaway Voices, the audio arm of Draft2Digital, which is the service I use to distribute my self-published books. Each author can set up a little shop of their own for their audiobooks and direct readers/listeners to it. It’s quite new I think, but so far it seems really sensible and flexible. I load up the audio files Callum sends me, they check them for quality and then they send them out to all the different platforms I’ve selected as retailers. And at that point I can also add them to my own shop. Listeners download the app onto their phone and bosh, off they go.

It has an easy-to-use app (as do a lot of the other options) and it’s ad free. And apparently it has a safe-for-work mode where you can blank out your screen so no-one can see what you’re listening to :).

They have a handy infographic to explain how simple it is!

How to use Authors Direct

The downside as far as I can see is that there’s no main storefront where you can search for eg LGBTQ books or cook books or books about llamas. Listeners find each author’s books via a direct link to the author’s ‘shop’.

Anyway. I hope that makes sense…speaking as a creator this is much more transparent—the sales information is laid out clearly with a straightforward relationship between units sold, what platform they have been sold via and the sale price. Plus we get seventy percent of the list price of sale rather than roughly forty at the other platforms and twenty-five of whatever price they decided to set themselves at Audible, which is obviously very attractive.

So there we are. I really hope some of these non-Audible alternatives suit some of you, too. As a consumer I find the Amazon machine very convenient; and as a seller it is to some extent too. I just think that there should be alternatives should people choose to use them and this is my little effort to bring notice to the audio options. And sell more books!

Happy listening, whichever platform you choose!

Interview: Alison Lister

Let’s welcome Alison Lister to the blog today! Morning Alison! Can you tell us a bit about why you decided to come along?

I’ve just started off two new series’, with two different publishers. Stable Hand (The Braided Crop Ranch Series) came out in November from NineStar Press, and Various Persuasions (Persuasions Series) came out on March 23rd with Pride Publishing. Ponyboy, (The Braided Crop Ranch #2) is out April 12th. I’ve been a little busy.

What started you writing?

I have been writing since I was thirteen or fourteen. I received an honourable mention for a short play I wrote in high school for a playwriting contest and that made me think I might have some talent. I took a year-long, post-diploma program at the local college in Dramatic Scriptwriting which I thoroughly enjoyed. It wasn’t until I began to write erotic stories for publication that I realized there might be a market for my style and subject.

Where do you write?

I prefer to write in the living room of the small town-home I share with my husband and two kids. We don’t have the space for an office but the living room has half a wall of windows and a lovely view, and faces south-east. It’s pretty much a sun room in the morning and afternoon and I love it. I occasionally move up to the master bedroom or down to the finished basement, if someone wants to watch a loud TV show or a movie in the living room. I have a MacBook Air, so that helps me write wherever I can find some quiet. I prefer to write first thing in the morning. That’s when I am at my most productive. But I am able to write any time of day except at night.

What do you like to read?

I used to read a lot of classic literature – before I had kids and I had to time to get comfortable and wile away a few hours reading. Now I read mostly quick and hot romance novels, like the ones I write. My Kindle Fire is pretty full! I don’t like really dark or taboo stuff. I like to read and write low angst stories.

What are the three books you’d take to a desert island? Why would you choose them?

Middlemarch by George Eliot, Working Out the Kinks by Misha Horne, and Oliver and Jack in London Towne, by Christina E. Pilz (who writes as Jackie North, now). Middlemarch is dense and brilliant and really takes you to small-town England in the eighteen-hundreds. Oliver and Jack takes you to London in the same time period, and so many good things happen for Oliver and Jack who have been through so much by then. And Working Out the Kinks is such a hot, kinky story about two men who are meant to be together and bring out the best in each other, written in Ms. Horne’s signature style (that I love so much)!

Writing is an intrinsically solo occupation. Do you belong to any groups or associations, either online or in the ‘real’ world? How does that work for you?

I am pretty introverted, so I don’t belong to any groups in real life. I enjoy the groups I’m in on Facebook, where I can pop in and out as I please. I’ve met many great authors through these groups. We support and help each other.

What do you like to do when you’re not writing?

I love to go for walks in nature, often on my own, but sometimes with my dog, Ollie. I like to watch movies. Lately, I’ve been watching my teens play through their favourite video games while I work on some knitting. Oh, knitting! I find it very meditative and relaxing. Interestingly, while watching my daughter play through Red Dead Redemption II, I was inspired to write my first queer historical erotic novel, 760 Miles, set in the Yukon in 1906. I’m editing the manuscript right now and hoping to submit it at the end of April for publication in 2022. It will be the first book in the Northern Horizons series.

Tell me a little bit about your most recent release. What gave you the idea for it? How long did it take to write? What did you enjoy about writing it? What did you hate?

Various Persuasions is a very meaningful story to me, because my protagonist is non-binary and choses to use male pronouns and is called Sir by the cis-male submissive they reluctantly take on at the beginning of the story. There is so much of myself in this character and it is true to something deep inside me. I’ve chosen to identify as non-binary now, since that is how I have felt my entire life. I often feel very, very masculine and I used to pretend that wasn’t the case. But I’m tired of pretending and I want to be free to be who I am. This story came very naturally to me and I wrote it quite quickly, then went back and thickened it up a bit, which is generally the way I write these days. Then Ponyboy, The Braided Crop Ranch #2, comes out April 12th. (Stable Hand is book #1). This series follows different men who find themselves at a kinky pony play ranch in the Muskokas, and lets the reader experience pony play from a few different perspectives.

Various Persuasions

A non-binary Dom. An eager young sub. Service, orgasm control, bondage. An initial encounter leads to a synchronous exploration of identity and intimacy.

Nic Walker is not your typical Dom—physically female but identifying as male. And Vincent Blake is not your typical twenty-four-year-old straight guy—seductively submissive with a penchant for lacy underwear.

When Nic’s Dominatrix friend Daphne encourages them to get together, she can only hope they recognize the compatibility of their desires and personalities.

Nic has been holing up alone in their townhouse for too long, getting over a bad ‘relationship’, and it’s time for them to start living again. When Nic meets Vincent, neither expects the tentative relationship to take off like a runaway train. But each layer of the attractive and seemingly vulnerable young man Nic exposes ignites their own desires and leads both on a path to revealing the most interesting parts of themselves.

Who knew piano practice could be a form of sexual service? Or that a pair of overpriced panties could inspire such devotion?

Through bondage, service, objectification and the purchase of large quantities of lacy unmentionables, as well as a few specific sex toys and devices, Nic explores how far Vincent will go to please them and how much of themself they will risk to have him. 

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Out Today! As the Crows Fly

This is my obligatory blog-post for a new release…this time it’s As the Crows Fly, which is another short story—11,500 words—in the Reworked Celtic Myths collection. The stories are a loose set of contemporary stories set in Wales, and the seed of each one comes from a Welsh or Irish legend.

As the Crows Fly. A short contemporary gay romance. With Crows.

The seed for As the Crows Fly is the story of St Kevin. He is the patron saint of crows and ravens, which is why I chose him. He is said to have been born in 498 CE and died in 618 and spent a long time being a hermit in a small cave in Glendalough in Ireland, where a large teaching monastery eventually grew up around him. He liked animals a lot more than people and apparently once nearly drowned a lady who tried to seduce him. He didn’t succeed—she became a nun instead. He is said to have stood still for weeks when a blackbird made a nest in his hand and laid an egg there, waiting for the egg to hatch.

I didn’t put any of that in, because drowning your lovers is a bit off and standing still for weeks waiting for eggs to hatch is an unexciting story. I just took the crows bit and the animals bit and ran with it, and here we are!

I had fun writing it and I hope you enjoy the story.

As the Crows Fly

Cover, As the Crows Fly

Paul Webster has come out the army after a twenty-two year stretch with a trick hip and no idea what to do with his life. He takes a few weeks walking along the Welsh coast to get his head on straight.

Kevin Davies is a veterinary nurse and an artist. He’s getting lonelier and lonelier in his cottage on the edge of the sea, kept company by his cats and a friendly flock of crows.

What happens when the two men hunker down together to wait out a wild March gale?

A 11,500-word short story in the Reworked Celtic Myths series. This time, there are crows.

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