World Naked Gardening Day: The Hermit of Aldershill Manor by K. L. Noone

Hi there! Thank you so much to Ally for letting me drop in today to tell you about my contribution to our collaborative World Naked Gardening Day project ā€“ Ally and I, plus Holly Day, Nell Iris, and Amy Spector, have all written gay romance novellas based around World Naked Gardening Day, which happens on the first Saturday in May! This year itā€™s the 7th, which is when all our stories will be released!

My story for our project is called The Hermit of Aldershill Manor, a 17,000-word m/m romance between Lionel, a gardener on a historic estate, and Charlie, the newly arrived historian, here to help with the archives. Thereā€™s an unexpected summer storm, and shelter in an old hermitage, and an instant spark, among rain and flowers and green growing things.

I love history and historic gardens, and weā€™re lucky enough to live near some beautiful examples, like the Huntington Library & Botanical Gardens out here in Southern California, which has a Shakespeare Garden and a Rose Garden and Lily Ponds as well asā€”over in the libraryā€”an Ellesmere Chaucer manuscript and a Gutenberg Bible! Thereā€™s something soothing about the gardens: the colors, the scents, and the living history, full of deep roots and present-day delight.  So I wanted those emotions to flow throughout Hermit: the sense of connection, of growth, of finding a place thatā€™s simultaneously new and colorful and also laced through with the past and the richness of stories. Charlie and Lionel both love the old manor and its grounds, and share their appreciation for the gardens and for the historyā€”and, of course, for each other! (Nakedness, after all, was one of our themesā€¦)

Thereā€™s also baking. And old books. And tea. (Not all at the same time.) And learning how to wake up next to another person, when youā€™ve been very used to being alone. And did I mention the nakedness? Thereā€™s certainly that, plus a few truly terrible puns about roots and seeds.

Hereā€™s a bit more about Hermit! I hope you enjoy it, and I hope you enjoy all our Naked Gardening storiesā€”Iā€™m so excited to share this project with you all!

The Hermit of Aldershill Manor

The Hermit of Aldershill Manor by K. L. Noone

Charlie Ash is ready to start a new job and a new life at Aldershill Manor. As a historian, heā€™s thrilled to dive into the estateā€™s archives. Plus, he can move on from the end of his last relationship, when the man heā€™d thought heā€™d marry broke his heart. Heā€™ll find solace in exploring the manorā€™s famous gardensā€¦until heā€™s caught in the rain, and found by a gardener.

 Lionel Briar enjoys making people happy, as long as he doesnā€™t have to talk to them. He does not enjoy tourists, small talk, or social obligations. But he does like plants and history and his job, taking care of Aldershillā€™s gardens, helping beauty grow. He likes gently tending the world.

So when Lionel discovers the estateā€™s adorable new historian getting drenched by a summer thunderstorm in his gardens, he offers Charlie shelterā€¦a rescue that could bloom into love.

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Just around the bend, and up the small rise; the old hermitage beckoned: an eighteenth-century fantasia of ornamental tower-curved stone and climbing roses and tumbling ivy, tucked into a garden corner by the stream. The honeysuckle and irises by the door, drenched in rain, perfumed the afternoon. Old stones welcomed wet feet, going up the shallow steps.

Lionel opened the door, tugged Charlie inā€”the young man was looking at the tower with wide-eyed delight, as if expecting dragons and princessesā€”and only then realized that heā€™d done more touching of another person, in the last five minutes, than heā€™d done in the last three years.

His hands catching a slim arm when Charlieā€™d slipped, earlier. His hands brushing ungloved fingers, handing over a jacket. His hands resting on Charlieā€™s shoulders, nudging thinness inside.

Itā€™d felt right. It still felt right. He didnā€™t know why. 

Charlie hadnā€™t protested being nudged, either. Though he was now gingerly peeling off Lionelā€™s coat, wincing, apologizing. ā€œIā€™ll just stand over here, Iā€™m dripping everywhereā€¦ā€ His hair, darkened by rain, had flattened into treasure-box colors: old gold and shimmering amethyst. 

ā€œYouā€™re not a problem. You need to get warm.ā€ Lionel yanked off his own boots, winced as the tangle of his hair got into his face, shoved it back. ā€œIā€™ll find you some clothes.ā€

ā€œIā€™ll be right here.ā€ Charlie waved a hand at him. ā€œWhich is already better than being out there, thanks.ā€

Lionel did not know how to answer, and so escaped, heart beating faster than it shouldā€™ve done. He felt Charlieā€™s presence at his back as he went.

The hermitage had been converted to a residence sometime in the nineteen-thirties, and then updated in the seventies, and then again much more recently, with the influx of visitors and finances to the estate. It was an odd shape, only four rooms, the one main tower and the three smaller towers joined on at the back, all of them short and snug. But the walls were white-plastered and the wood floorboards were pleasant, and books lined most of the main room, and the central fireplace would heat the whole space, once he got that going.

Lionel had always liked the hermitage. They fit each other, awkward but hopeful, part of the garden grounds. 

He tried to hurry, crossing the main room, opening the third door. He tried not to drip on his sofa or his books or the braided rugs, not too much, at least.

The wardrobe and his bed took up ninety-five percent of the space in the bedroom tower, and that wasnā€™t an exaggeration: he barely had room to walk around. He liked his bed, though. The wood had been hand-carved by a local artisan, crafted from a fallen oak on the estate; it belonged here, and had a purpose. Right now it gazed at him in silent four-poster astonishment, as Lionel flung open the wardrobe and dove into denim and flannel and knit.

Too large, everything would be too largeā€”sweatpants, perhapsā€”heavy socksā€”

His hair, wet, got into his eyes. He swore. Found a hair tie, and contained it.

He ran back out. Charlie had obediently remained in place by the coat-rack, dripping onto the mat, which was designed for that. His lips were more pale, and he was shaking, though he was trying to hide it.

He was still beautiful. Those cheekbones, that chin, the way his eyes were framed by the knowledge of laughter. Lionel swallowed roughly. Thrust clothing his way.

Charlie took the offering, but paused. ā€œShould Iā€¦go and change in your bathroom? I mean, unless you want me to sort of do that right here, and not get anything else wet.ā€

Lionelā€™s cheeks got warmer. He felt it, wondered if it was visible, tried to recall how to speak to humans instead of rosemary and yarrow. ā€œYou. Either door. Bedroom. Or bath. You can.ā€

ā€œThank you again,ā€ Charlie said, and went off to the second door, which led to the hermitageā€™s small but serviceable bath. He was careful, Lionel noticed, to leave muddy shoes back on the mat, and to drip as little as possible along the way. Precise, and considerate.

Precise, considerate, beautiful, and in Lionelā€™s house. Lionel exhaled, and wanted to collapse back against the aged stone tower wall and let it hold him up. He didnā€™t, because he was still gently damp. But he wanted to.

A person. A man, obviously an adult but also obviously younger than Lionel himself, probably by a good ten years. Someone heā€™d only just met. 

And now here. In his home. Howā€™d that happened? What had possessed him to offer? For that matter, why had Charlie said yes?

He scrubbed a hand across his face. He also needed to shave. And evidently heā€™d had a leaf in his hair the whole time, which he only discovered upon dislodging it.

He took a deep breath, let it out. What mattered most was the next step. Charlie was here now, and Charlie needed to get warm. Which meant a fire, and tea. Perhaps biscuits. Or bread.

He could do those things. Concrete, clear-cut, things. Warmth and comfort. Yes.

He found the kettle. He tried not to shiver, because although he wasnā€™t too wet, he hadnā€™t managed to change clothes yet.

Which a mysterious young man was doing. In his house. Which he was not thinking about. Obviously.

He built up the fire, in the old-fashioned fireplace. He made it large and glowing.

He turned from poking a log, and found Charlie behind him, having just come in.

Their eyes met. Lionel forgot how to breathe, momentarily, because that was what happened when one discovered a petite American garden sylph standing in oneā€™s living room, dressed in too-long sweatpants and a thick knit jumper. He managed, ā€œSorry.ā€

Charlieā€™s eyebrows went up, spring-blond drifts of surprise. ā€œFor what? I hung the wet stuff in your tub, by the way. If youā€™ve got a dryerā€”ā€

ā€œIn the kitchen. Donā€™t worry about it. Sit down.ā€ He dove for tea, a shield. ā€œTea? Chamomile. From the gardens here.ā€

Thunder boomed, and rain burst against the windowpane, a sharp rattling clamor. Charlie laughed, and curled up in the chair closest to the fire, giving in. ā€œI guess Iā€™m not going anywhere.ā€

ā€œNo. Yes. I mean. Not in that.ā€

ā€œWell, thanks for the sanctuary.ā€ Charlie accepted tea, wrapping slim fingers around warmth. He took a sip and made a small pleased sound, and Lionel couldnā€™t take that and therefore gulped half his own to drown out any thoughts. It was very hot.

ā€œSo,ā€ Charlie went on, grinning at him, pushing one too-large knitted sleeve up, ā€œwhatā€™s your name? And what do you do? When youā€™re not rescuing academics in distress, that is.ā€

Lionel stopped to gaze at him. Academic? A scholar? Not an enchanted flower-sprite or dryad? With that bewitching gift for conversation, familiarity, putting the world at ease? 

He was holding the mug halfway up, in front of his face. Neither here nor there. He lowered it hastily. Felt his cheeks flush. ā€œLionel. Is my name. Lionel Briar. Iā€™m a gardener.ā€

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World Naked Gardening Day: The Death of Digby Catch by Amy Spector

Hello! And thank you, Ally for letting me stop by to tell everyone a little about myself, and to share a little about my new release for our World Naked Gardening Day project!

When I was asked if I wanted to take part in the collaboration, my first thoughtā€”after naked what?!!ā€”was how I could write a story thatā€”at its coreā€”was about gardening, and somehow make it my own.

I donā€™t garden. Iā€™ve tried, but other than succeeding in growing a very sad tomato plant that produced rather odd tasting tomatoesā€”how it is possible to make a tomato taste bad?ā€”Iā€™m a gardening failure. I even managed to kill every single thing I planted with the seeds that Ofelia GrƤndā€”aka Holly Dayā€”sent to me, along with detailed instructions on what to do! (Shhhā€¦Donā€™t tell her!)

But I love flower and vegetable gardens and greenhouses, and Iā€™ve taken my children to the nursery since they were in diapersā€”my boys are now ten, thirteen and seventeenā€”to enjoy the colorful plants and in hopes that one day they would succeed where I had failed.

In the end, Iā€™m quite pleased with my story. Though, I suspect itā€™s not quite what anyone had in mind when I was invited to join the group.

The Death of Digby Catch is a book about strained family relationships, those people who you chose to be our family, instant attraction, and murder. And, as with most of what I write, quite a bit of humor. Fun!

You can read the blurb and an excerpt from the story below.

The Death of Digby Catch

It had been more than eighteen years since August Catchā€™s uncle Digby had disappeared to the Cape to mourn the death of his sister. So, when August arrives at Arachneā€™s Loom to collect his late uncleā€™s things, he wasnā€™t expecting to find stories of a man larger than life. Or the very real possibility that Digbyā€™s death may not have been from natural causes.

Theo Webb has had few people in his life that he loved, and fewer still he could trust. But the estate groundskeeper, Digby Catch, had been one of them. Returning home for his funeral, heā€™s thrown together with Digbyā€™s nephew, and the attraction is instant. But so is Theoā€™s certainty that things surrounding Digbyā€™s death donā€™t add up and that at least one person isnā€™t telling the truth.

Discovering a killer is difficult when someone is desperate to keep more than just their identity a secret. And when all the clues point in one direction, even Theo isnā€™t sure what to think. The two of them must work together if theyā€™re going to solve a murder, and not let the thing growing between them be a distraction.

But then, maybe a distraction is exactly what they need.

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ā€œYou look nice this morning.ā€
She made a noncommittal noise, too absorbed in the paper she was reading, just as his father had always been on those rare occasions when he joined them for breakfast. But she did look nice, in a pale blue blouse and a colored tint to her lips sheā€™d been wearing for as long as he could remember.
Theo was hit then with a sad longing for something he couldnā€™t quite put his finger on, so he busied himself with breakfast, not looking up from his plate until he heard the door to the room open.
 ā€œMrs. Webb?ā€ Silvia, his motherā€™s assistant, was always so serious Theo thought it a miracle sheā€™d stayed at his motherā€™s side for as long as she had. ā€œMr. Catch is here.ā€
He looked up then, and sat straighter in his chair.
August Catch was even more spectacular looking now after a few hoursā€™ sleep and some dry clothes than Theo had imagined possible.
ā€œMr. Catch. Welcome to Arachneā€™s Loom.ā€ His mother was out of her chair, animated in a way that only the presence of an attractive man was able to accomplish. ā€œSo glad you came.ā€
ā€œPlease, call me August.ā€ He stole a look at Theo, and Theo smiled and tried hard not to apologize. For what exactly, he didnā€™t know, not yet. But there would inevitably be something, and it would be mortifying. The day was still young.
As she walked their guest down the length of the buffet, encouraging him to fill his plate, and practically wrapping herself around his arm like a snake, Theoā€™s appetite disappeared altogether.
ā€œSo, August.ā€ Theyā€™d taken their chairs, and his mother had folded her newspaper and placed it on the corner of the table next to Theo. ā€œIs this your first time to the Cape?ā€
ā€œYes.ā€ August took his cloth napkin as he spoke, unfolded it, and placed it on his lap. ā€œDigby invited me up to stay with him a few times, but it never worked out.ā€
ā€œI think he might have been eyeing you as his replacement.ā€ His mother was smiling, leaning toward him, making slow, deliberate circles on the tablecloth with one French-tipped nail. ā€œTell me, do you enjoy World Naked Gardening Day as much as your uncle did?ā€
ā€œGood Lord, Kitty.ā€ Theo was saved from having to cover his motherā€™s mouth with his hand by the appearance of her lawyer. Never had he been more happy for the arrival of Dante in his life. ā€œLet the poor man eat his breakfast.ā€
ā€œAugust?ā€ Instead of looking embarrassed, his mother just smiled. ā€œThis is my dearest friend in all the world, Dante Lolan. Dante, this is August Catch.ā€
ā€œNice to meet you.ā€ Dante poured a cup of coffee and took a seat at the far side of the table, looking less than pleased.
ā€œGlad to see youā€™re feeling better.ā€ Theoā€™s mother was still smiling serenely, as if she liked annoying the man.
ā€œYouā€™ve been sick, Dante?ā€ Theo grabbed onto the change of subject.
ā€œIt was nothing. A little stomach bug. So, Mr. Catch.ā€ Dante put an abrupt end to that conversation too. He didnā€™t like to share his personal life. It made Theo wonder what he and his mother found to talk about. ā€œWhat is your plan, and how can Mrs. Webb be of service?ā€
ā€œWell.ā€ August picked up his fork, fiddling with it a few moments, before putting it back down. ā€œI believe my uncle had a bedroom on the estate? I thought I could go through his things this afternoon, box up what Iā€™ll be keeping, and make arrangements to ship it backā€¦home.ā€ He hesitated on the word home. ā€œOr depending, swap out my rental for something larger and drive it back myself.ā€
ā€œA house.ā€ Theo wanted more than a single nightmare of a breakfast to get to know Digbyā€™s nephew. ā€œThereā€™s a groundskeeper cottage at the back of the property. Near the greenhouse. Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, a kitchen, living room, and a study. Itā€™ll probably take a little longer than an afternoon.ā€
ā€œIā€™ve already had boxes and bubble wrap dropped off. And Iā€™ll send you over a few of the girls to help.ā€ For once, Theo hated his motherā€™s love for efficiency. ā€œIā€™m sure you have a life to get back to.ā€
ā€œMom, August might want a little privacy.ā€
ā€œOh.ā€ His mother turned and blinked at him, as if sheā€™d just realized that they were talking about Augustā€™s dead uncleā€™s belongings. ā€œOf course. I wasnā€™t thinking.ā€
ā€œNo. Thatā€™s alright, but yeah. I might prefer a chance to go through at least some of his things myself. But if you donā€™t mind, as soon as I think Iā€™m ready, I would be grateful for the help.ā€
ā€œNot to break this up, but there are a few things we need to discuss, you and I.ā€
Dante held Theoā€™s motherā€™s gaze for a long moment before she seemed to give in. She stood, pardoning them both, leaving Theo alone with August at the table.
ā€œAfter breakfast, I can walk you over to the groundskeeperā€™s cottage.ā€ August gave him a smile and did little more than slowly pick at his plate. ā€œDigby used to use one of thoseā€¦little utility vehicles to run around the property, but itā€™s not far, and a beautiful walk. ā€œ
ā€œIā€™d appreciate it.ā€ August gave him another one of those polite smiles, and Theo felt like he was failing at whatever it was he was trying to do. Maybe it was just that since Theo felt like he somehow knew August, he hoped August would look at him with the same recognition, and not paint him with the same brush as his mother. Or if nothing else, their shared connection with Digby would make them fast friends.
ā€œSo, youā€™re ground manager at a horse farm?ā€
ā€œUp until recently.ā€ August seemed relieved at the subject change. ā€œThe Blue Horse. It was more of a horse center really, with an equestrian history museum and campgrounds. And they host different events throughout the year.ā€
ā€œSounds nice. Do you ride?ā€
ā€œNo. I had someone that was teaching me.ā€ August shrugged, and then seemed to abandon the pretense of eating altogether. ā€œBut that fell through.ā€
After a few moments of silence, Theo made a show of checking to see if anyone might be listening, looking to his right and then to his left, before leaning in. ā€œHow about we swap plates and then Iā€™ll walk you over before my mother gets back. Sheā€™ll never even know you werenā€™t particularly hungry.ā€
This time August gave him a genuine smile, and Theo would have sworn he felt butterflies.
ā€œYouā€™d be my hero.ā€

You can check out another excerpt on my website at HERE.

About Amy Spector

Amy Spector grew up in the United States surviving on a steady diet of old horror movies, television reruns and mystery novels.

After years of blogging about comic books, vintage Gothic romance book cover illustrations, and a shameful amount about herself, she decided to try her hand at writing stories. She found it more than a little like talking about herself in third person, and that suited her just fine.

She blames Universal for her love of horror, Edward Gorey for her love of British drama and writing for awakening the romantic that was probably there all along.

Amy lives in the Midwest with her husband and children, and her cats Poe, Goji and Nekō. 

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The World Naked Gardening Day novellas

The Naked Gardening Day stories are a collaboration betweenĀ Holly Day, Nell Iris, A. L. Lester, K. L. NooneĀ andĀ Amy Spector. They comprise five MM romance novellas featuring being naked in a garden somehow, somewhere, to mark World Naked Gardening Day on 7th May 2022.

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World Naked Gardening Day: Strike a Pose by Nell Iris

Hi everyone, Nell here. Iā€™m back and Iā€™m here for the World Naked Gardening Day shenanigans, but before I get into that, I want to thank Ally for yet again having me as a guest. Thank youšŸ˜˜ (Editor: You are always welcome, you know that!)

Iā€™m here to talk about Strike a Pose, the story I wrote in celebration of World Naked Gardening Day. I stumbled upon it somehow last year and told my friend Holly Day she should write a story about it since she writes stories for all the weird and wonderful holidays out there. Then Ally chimed in and said we should all write stories featuring naked gardeners, and I promptly said yes. We enlisted a couple more people, the awesome K.L. Noone and Amy Spector, and started writing. So on May 7th, five stories with a Naked Gardening theme were released. The stories are all standalone and not related in any other way than the theme.

My story is less about the gardening and more about the nakedness, though. It wasnā€™t my plan when I started writing the story, but as a writer, Iā€™m a pantser. If you donā€™t know what that means, itā€™s a term for flying by the seat of my pants, as in I donā€™t plot or plan my stories. I come up with a vague concept, and then I start writing, letting the writing take me where it wants to go.

And for this story, it took me to statues. Ancient, famous statues. Naked statues, hence the nakedness. My main character Didrik is a photographer, whoā€™s shooting pictures of his best friendā€™s father Johan for a charity calendar. The theme for the calendar is World Naked Gardening Day, but no matter how hard Didrik tries to come up with something arty and classy featuring watering cans and other gardening tools, he canā€™t make it work. But then he watches a documentary of Michelangelo, and he has a lightbulb moment. Statues. Johan will pose as statues!

Personally, I love statues. One of my favorite art experiences was when I visited Paris and my husband and I went to the museum of Auguste Rodin, the famous French sculptor. Imagine a French garden with beautiful roses and trimmed bushes and water features and birds twittering in French. Imagine this wonderful space overflowing with wonderful statues, priceless pieces of art. That image in your mind, thatā€™s the Auguste Rodin Museum, and thatā€™s what served as inspiration for this story.

And one of the statues that inspired Didrik for his photoshoot, is Rodinā€™s The Thinker, but exactly how that went, youā€™ll have to find out by reading the book.

Strike a Pose

Didrik would do anything for his best friend, Filip, including taking pictures of Filipā€™s dad, Johan, for a charity calendar. Naked pictures, of beautiful, irresistible, wonderful Johan, who was single-handedly responsible for Didrikā€™s gay awakening. He was also happily married and unavailableā€¦until he wasnā€™t.

After losing his husband five years ago, Johan finally seems ready to move on, and as they start the charity project, everything changes. With every meeting, every conversation, every pose for the camera, the attraction between them swells and grows, until it burns hot and threatens to consume them.

Their interactions, their relationship is surprisingly easy, but itā€™s not without its challenges. The age difference for one thing. Telling Filip for another. Is their connection enough to last? Can they overcome the hurdles to get the happily ever after they deserve?

M/M Contemporary / 17545 words

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About Nell

Nell Iris is a romantic at heart who believes everyone deserves a happy ending. Sheā€™s a bonafide bookworm (learned to read long before she started school), wouldnā€™t dream of going anywhere without something to read (not even the ladies room), loves music (and singing along at the top of her voice but sheā€™s no Celine Dion), and is a real Star Trek nerd (Make it so). She loves words, bullet journals, poetry, wine, coffee-flavored kisses, and fika (a Swedish cultural thing involving coffee and pastry!)

Nell believes passionately in equality for all regardless of race, gender or sexuality, and wants to make the world a better, less hateful, place.

Nell is a bisexual Swedish woman married to the love of her life, a proud mama of a grown daughter, and is approaching 50 faster than sheā€™d like. She lives in the south of Sweden where she spends her days thinking up stories about people falling in love. After dreaming about being a writer for most of her life, she finally was in a place where she could pursue her dream and released her first book in 2017.

Nell Iris writes gay romance, prefers sweet over angsty, short over long, and quirky characters over alpha males.

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After hanging up, I make a cup of tea and wander to my desk, pulling out a sketch pad and pencils, drawing a quick sketch of the layout of the garden, both from memory and from the pictures I took with my phone. 
Itā€™s a beautiful space. Johan told me he spent the first couple years after CMā€™s death obsessively taking care of it as an outlet for his grief, not changing a thing. But then he gradually started to imbue himself into the garden, adjusting a little here and a little there until it was something completely different. CM was a fan of strict, neighbor-pleasing lines, while Johan transformed it into something wild and free. Bohemian. An explosion of colors and very few straight lines. 
Johanā€™s whole being shone with pride when he showed me around, and I teased him about going from ā€œthe garden is not my responsibilityā€ to loving it, to throwing himself wholeheartedly into it. And I realized Filipā€™s idea isnā€™t only about honoring CMā€™s memory; itā€™s an opportunity for Johan to show off his pride and joy, too. 
That thought spurs me on, and I turn to a blank page, letting my mind wander and my hand roam free. I make simple sketches of certain areas of the garden and try to imagine Johan in the spots. I draw him using different gardening tools, kneeling by a flower bed, digging a hole, but nothing feels right. I tear the page out, crumple it up, and throw it on the floor. 
Then I start again. 
Sketch after sketch ends up on the floor. No matter what I do, I canā€™t get it right and after a couple hours, I tilt my head back. ā€œAaaaargh,ā€ I growl at the ceiling, grab the sketchbook, and hurl it on the floor where it crushes one of my discarded drawings with an unsatisfying dull thud.
I need to clear my brain, so I do what I always do when Iā€™m stuck; plop my ass onto the couch and turn on the TV. I zap from one channel to the next in the hopes of finding something I can focus on, something thatā€™ll take my mind off naked gardening, and uncooperative watering cans. In the end, I settle on a documentary about Michelangelo. It sucks me right in, fixing my attention on the screen, and soon Iā€™m enchanted by the manā€™s genius and his sculptures, with the beautiful lines, the marble, the nakedness. 
Nakedness. Marble.
Sculptures! Of course.
I leap off the couch, sprint back to my office, and pick up the sketchbook and pencils before returning to the couch, where I keep an eye on the screen and the other on the paper. 
Sculptures would take Johan from beautiful to breathtaking. If I could recreate the feeling of the marble, the perfection, the perceived hardness. It would be a wonderful contrast to the untamed and wild garden. 
I even know the perfect place for the David statue. I grab my phone and scroll through the pictures I took until I find what Iā€™m looking for; a little island of a flowerbed, a spot that looks like Johan took a part of a wild meadow and replanted it on his lawn. The wildflowers surround a low rock where Johan can stand and be Michelangeloā€™s most famous work. 
After finishing the preliminary sketch, I flip open my laptop and search for images of more famous statues, and find masterpieces like Auguste Rodinā€™s The Thinker, or that ancient Greek discus thrower. The more images I find, the more inspired I get. 
I sketch and sketch until my cramping hand screams at me to stop, and my empty stomach threatens to gnaw its way out of my body. High on creative energy, I throw on my shoes and a hoodie, grab my phone and my keys, and leave the apartment, ignoring the elevator, taking the steps two at a time until Iā€™m on the ground level. I jog along the street to the closest fast-food joint. 
While I wait for my food to be prepared, I send a text to Johan. 
I have the best idea. Can we meet tomorrow and discuss it?

The World Naked Gardening Day novellas

The Naked Gardening Day stories are a collaboration betweenĀ Holly Day, Nell Iris, A. L. Lester, K. L. NooneĀ andĀ Amy Spector. They comprise five MM romance novellas featuring being naked in a garden somehow, somewhere, to mark World Naked Gardening Day on 7th May 2022.

All the World Naked Gardening Day stories

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World Naked Gardening Day: Perfect Rows by Holly Day

Chickens!!! Erm… I mean hello, and thank you, Ally, for allowing me to drop by today. I’m here to talk about my new story, Perfect Rows, which was released yesterday. It’s part of our World Naked Gardening collaboration – World Naked Gardening Day was also yesterday. If you missed it but still want to give it a go, watch out for the nettles šŸ˜‰

My excitement about chickens is that I have baby chicks, and this spring Iā€™ve had one broody hen who’s been sitting on eggs. I know very little about broody hens other than that theyā€™ll try to kill you if you get too close. We have two rows of nesting boxes, and she of course decided to have her babies on the second floor. Sigh. So weā€™ve had a couple of fun nightly adventures where weā€™ve gone out in the pitch dark to move her and her eggs. Sheā€™s been gracious about it ā€“ not! But after two tries we managed to get her settled in her own space where the nesting boxes are on ground level so no chicks will fall to their death.

In case you didn’t know, I’m slightly obsessed with chickens. This is a rather new thing for me. I’ve only kept hens for about three years, so I’m essentially a newbie. I often pester Ally, who’s an expert on the matter, with questions.

Sometimes when you write a story, you add little things for your own amusement. In Perfect Rows, Grayson wants to have chickens. He’s all about food security and sees the benefits of having chickens. He can feed his food scraps to his hens and get eggs for him and manure for the garden in return.

He has big plans.

Camden has big plans too. He wants a beautiful garden with lots of flowers. He pictures plants growing in perfect lines where nothing is out of place. He wants sweet fragrances and buzzing bees. And he most definitely doesn’t want any chickens. No crowing roosters are gonna interrupt his mornings.

The problem?

Camden and Grayson share the garden. They’re living in two cottage-style houses facing each other that once belonged to Grayson’s grandmother and her sister. Between the houses is an old kitchen garden with large raised beds, a greenhouse, and a barbeque area.

Grayson’s grandmother and her sister didn’t have any problems sharing the space. Grayson and Camden… there are some problems. The chicken issue is just one of them.

I had so much fun writing this one, and in case you didn’t realise, I’m on team Grayson. It’s not that I dislike Camden; it’s just that he’s wrong. Everyone should have chickens LOL

Perfect Rows

Everything would’ve been perfect if Grayson Dawe hadn’t been forced to share his garden with Camden Hensley. Grayson has everything he needs in life – a job, friends, a house he loves, and a garden. He wants to grow enough vegetables to cover his needs over the summer, and he has a plan for how to achieve it.

 Camden Hensley loves his garden. He loves beautiful flowers in perfect rows, sweet scents and buzzing bees, but his neighbor, Grayson, messes everything up. He mixes vegetables with flowers in the growing beds and is incapable of placing plants in straight lines. And when Cam pulls out the plants growing in the wrong place, Grayson snarls at him.

 Grayson doesn’t want to fight with Camden, but he’s completely unreasonable. Cam only wants Grayson to stop creating chaos and to grow flowers instead of vegetables. Neither of them is willing to back down, and days in the garden usually end in shouting matches, at least until Grayson realizes he can shut Cam up by kissing him. But will they ever be able to agree about what plants should grow where?

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Camden Hensley watched Grayson stalk off and blew out a breath. That was one fine ass; too bad it was attached to an ass. The garden could be lovely, it was lovely, but it could be truly beautiful if Grayson could only find it in himself to be a little more organized. Everything was higgledy-piggledy with Grayson. Everything. The way he dressed, the mess in his carā€”he mixed black T-shirts with white when he washed, for fuckā€™s sake. Though, Cam guessed he should be glad he washed at all.
A painter.
Who wanted to paint walls all day? And this obsession with chickens... He shook his head. It had started as soon as Grayson had moved in. He hadnā€™t been there more than a day or two before heā€™d approached Cam about wanting to build a chicken coop.
They would not have chickens running around, roosters crowing at dawnā€”no, thank you.
Cam loved his home, loved the garden, and the peace that came with living outside the city. But everything had been so much better when Frances had been alive. Sheā€™d been an adorable little lady and instead of criticizing everything Camden did in the garden, sheā€™d been pleased.
He couldnā€™t believe Grayson was her grandson. They were nothing alikeā€”not in appearance, not in manner, and Frances had never snarled at him. She baked cookies and used them as bribes to get him to sit with her in the garden and chat for a bit. She was easygoing, satisfied with life, and it was a welcome break from the ugliness of the world.
The garden had been his oasis until Grayson had moved in. Loud, demanding Grayson. He towered over Camden as if he believed his size would intimidate him. It did, but heā€™d never admit it.
Cam remembered Grayson from school, though he doubted Grayson remembered him. Heā€™d been the rail-thin kid in the corner with unwashed clothes whose mother forgot to pack lunch on field day. She forgot to serve dinner too, but it wasnā€™t as obvious as the lack of lunch on field day.
Grayson had been wild. Not mean, but loud, though Camden had been terrified of him. Heā€™d spent more time roaming the corridors than he had attending lessons, and then one day heā€™d been gone. Cam didnā€™t know what had happened, but someone had said he was working at his uncleā€™s painting firm, and since he was a painter now, Camden assumed the rumor had been true. Heā€™d been fifteen then, so Grayson had been sixteen.
Camden looked at the house Grayson had stormed off to. Twenty-one years of painting walls, no wonder he was growling all the time. Cam wouldā€™ve died of boredom. Perhaps he should give in on the chickens simply to give Grayson something new in his lifeā€”no. No chickens. No noise. No mess. If Grayson wanted more excitement in his life, he could go back to school and get himself a better job.
He glanced at the house again. Had Grayson put on clothes?

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About Holly Day

According to Holly Day, no day should go by uncelebrated and all of them deserve a story. If sheā€™ll have the time to write them remains to be seen. She lives in rural Sweden with a husband, four children, more pets than most, and wouldnā€™t last a day without coffee.

Holly gets up at the crack of dawn most days of the week to write gay romance stories. She believes in equality in fiction and in real life. Diversity matters. Representation matters. Visibility matters. We can change the world one story at the time.

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The World Naked Gardening Day novellas

The Naked Gardening Day stories are a collaboration betweenĀ Holly Day, Nell Iris, A. L. Lester, K. L. NooneĀ andĀ Amy Spector. They comprise five MM romance novellas featuring being naked in a garden somehow, somewhere, to mark World Naked Gardening Day on 7th May 2022.

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Nell Iris Guest Post: It Rained All Night

Thank you so much, dear Ally, for allowing me back into your space to talk about my newest release It Rained All Night. (You are most welcome, Nell!)

This story features a trope I usually donā€™t write: class differences. Iā€™ve written about it exactly once before, but that was in one of my rare fantasy stories, and it felt more natural in that situation. It Rained All Night is a contemporary story, and it doesnā€™t come naturally to me in this context. Iā€™m aware that class differences are a real thingā€”both IRL and in booksā€”but the poor MC meets billionaire MC isnā€™t something I read a lot, which means I donā€™t write it either.

But Henrik, the narrator in It Rained All Night, told me he was filthy rich, and I had to listen to his voice. He started as a regular gazillionaire (hah!) with a private plane at his disposal, but in the final edit, after I got my manuscript back from betas, he morphed into something more. He turned out to be nobility.

Sweden is a kingdom and has had noble, titled families for hundreds and hundreds of years, but in 1902 the last person became ennobled, and the nobility lost their official privileges, such as tax exemptions on July 1st, 2003. They still enjoy some informal social privileges, and in 2022 there are still 657 noble families in Sweden.

And Henrik is one of them. His family still garners lots of attention from the press, and theyā€™re very rich, not just from inherited money, but also from hard work. Theyā€™re always in the public eye, something Henrik doesnā€™t like, something that has kept him from trying to find a significant other because he doesnā€™t want to subject someone to a life of public scrutiny.

Then he meets Mikko, a regular middle-class, yoga-loving guy, and his life changes completelyā€¦

It Rained All Night

It Rained All Night by Nell Iris

Can a chance meeting in the rain change someoneā€™s life? 

Meeting someone who can make him stop going is an eye-opener for Henrik. The man, Mikko, is his complete opposite, a steady rock in the wild rainstorm that is Henrikā€™s life, but the connection between them is both unexpected and instantaneous. Their encounter only lasts a few minutes, but before they part, they exchange phone numbers.

They live far away from each other, but soon they text and call daily, until Mikko is Henrikā€™s dearest friend and most trusted person. But a late-night question on the phone has Henrik re-evaluating his feelings. Itā€™s impossible to love someone youā€™ve only met in person onceā€¦right? 

Is the connection Henrik and Mikko forged long distance enough to sustain them when they meet again? And will their love be strong enough to give them the happily ever after they deserve? 

M/M Contemporary / 7673 words

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Can a chance meeting in the rain change someone's life? It Rained All Night by Nell Iris.

Excerpt

Itā€™s late when I finally get home. I tear off my white bowtie as soon as the door closes behind me and toss it on the entryway table. The peacock-y tailcoat suffers the same fate, and as I march through the apartment to my bedroom, I remove the cufflinks and the studs from my suffocating shirt, flip open the button on my pants, toss them on the bed after shimmying out of them, and by the time I reach the shower, Iā€™m naked. I quash the guilt about throwing my fanciest clothes around like I was a teenager in a snit, but Iā€™ll take care of them in a moment. I need to wash off the day first. 
I turn the water to red-hot and step under the spray. I hate weddings. At least grand formal affairs that are mostly for show and less about celebrating loveā€”the ones attracting the press like flies to a rotting corpseā€”the kind my family likes to put on. Itā€™s not that I doubt that my cousin Emma loves her now-husband, but a white-tie wedding? Yes, weā€™re a rich, titled family, but weā€™re not the royal fucking family. 
The warm water beats down on my tense muscles as I scrub off the ostentation of the evening, and I feel a little better after drying off. I pull on some soft sweats, take care of my fancy suit, then slip out onto the balcony. Itā€™s chilly; spring has just sprung, and the rain-heavy air doesnā€™t help with the temperature. Raindrops are splattering against the glass roof, and the scentā€¦the scent is intoxicating. Itā€™s earthy and fresh, itā€™s washing away the old and dead to make way for the new and the budding. 
I take a picture of the rivulets on the roof and send it to Mikko without a message. Itā€™s lateā€”a glimpse at the time tells me itā€™s close to one in the morningā€”and heā€™s probably already sleeping. Heā€™s an early riser and never misses his yoga practice at five-thirty, so I donā€™t expect a reply. Instead, I sit on one of the chairs, dragging the other one closer so I can rest my feet on the seat, before reclining the back and closing my eyes, exhaling all the frantic energy of the day. 
If I ever get married, itā€™s going to be a small affair. Just him and me and the witnesses needed to make it legal. No napkins printed in gold with our names, no long-winded speeches, no band playing, no press photographers. Just him and me and the I doā€™s and a light drizzling rain in a remote place where no one can find usā€¦
I sigh. If I ever get married. I need a man for that, and I wonā€™t find a man if Iā€™m not looking, and Iā€™m not looking becauseā€¦
A gust of wind sprays me with chilly raindrops. I shiver but donā€™t go inside. Instead, I sink deeper into the chair and let the steady dripping on the roof soothe me. 
Iā€™m not looking because of Mikko. 
I donā€™t know when it happened. When my feelings for Mikko veered from being friendly to something else. Something more. Something deep.
We stayed in contact after the yoga retreat; even though weā€™d exchanged phone numbers, I didnā€™t expect much, but heā€™s an avid texter and kept me updated about his long train ride back home after we parted. He was funny and thoughtful, and it didnā€™t take long until texting him daily was a regular part of my routine. Until I started expecting ā€œgood morningā€ messages with a picture attached of him contorted in one of the harder, fancier yoga poses. Until I started needing to chat with him for a few moments at the end of the day to unwind. Until he was the one I wanted to confide in, until he was the one I started to turn to when something important was going on. 
Until he was the one I fellā€”
I push away the thought before I can complete it. Itā€™s not possible to fall in love with someone youā€™ve only met once. Itā€™s not. 
Still, as I sink deeper into the chair, as the pitter-patter of rain against the roof chases away the stress of the day, I allow myself a second to acknowledge that Iā€™m fooling myself with those kinds of thoughts. 
But then my phone buzzes with an incoming call, I know it can only be one person. Only Mikko would call me at this hour.
 ā€œWhat are you doing up this late?ā€ I ask as a greeting, as the tense set of my shoulders bleed away, leaving me relaxed for the first time all day.
ā€œI was waiting for you to report back from the wedding of the century.ā€ His voice is hoarse, sleepy, but happy.

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About Nell

Nell Iris is a romantic at heart who believes everyone deserves a happy ending. Sheā€™s a bonafide bookworm (learned to read long before she started school), wouldnā€™t dream of going anywhere without something to read (not even the ladies room), loves music (and singing along at the top of her voice but sheā€™s no Celine Dion), and is a real Star Trek nerd (Make it so). She loves words, bullet journals, poetry, wine, coffee-flavored kisses, and fika (a Swedish cultural thing involving coffee and pastry!)

Nell believes passionately in equality for all regardless of race, gender or sexuality, and wants to make the world a better, less hateful, place.

Nell is a bisexual Swedish woman married to the love of her life, a proud mama of a grown daughter, and is approaching 50 faster than sheā€™d like. She lives in the south of Sweden where she spends her days thinking up stories about people falling in love. After dreaming about being a writer for most of her life, she finally was in a place where she could pursue her dream and released her first book in 2017.

Nell Iris writes gay romance, prefers sweet over angsty, short over long, and quirky characters over alpha males.

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